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Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, chaotic memes, funny animal designs, and anyone whose version of “stability” is open to interpretation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA hilarious cozy sweatshirt for your chaotic best friend, coworker, chicken lover, meme enthusiast, or anyone who appreciates cute-but-threatening humor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGarment Info:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unisex crewneck sweatshirt\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester blend\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft brushed fleece interior\u003cbr\u003e\n• Classic relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidered chick with knife design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidery backing inside is normal and softens with washing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSizing Info:\u003cbr\u003e\nThis sweatshirt has a classic unisex fit. If you’re between sizes or prefer a roomier or oversized look, we recommend sizing up.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease check the size chart in the product photos before ordering.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduction \u0026amp; Shipping:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Every sweatshirt is embroidered to order\u003cbr\u003e\n• Usually ships within 1–2 business days\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shipping typically takes 3–5 business days\u003cbr\u003e\n• Production or delivery can occasionally take longer during busy periods\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEmbroidery Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Turn inside out before washing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Machine wash cold\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003cbr\u003e\n• Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e\n• Do not iron directly over embroidery\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidery backing may feel slightly stiff at first and will soften over time\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAbout the Shop:\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for supporting my small business! I create embroidered apparel inspired by funny animals, internet humor, fantasy, books, and everyday chaos. 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